(EAW Intro Plays) ....
(A Highlight video showing the feuds between Sons of Mayhem vs. The Foreign Prophecy to Heart Break Gal vs. Christy Cruise vs. Cameron Ella Ava to CM Bank$ vs. Superior Quality 85 to Heart Break Boy vs. John Alloy are all showed upon the screen. Every match for tonight is shown highlights of the extremists and how they got here)
(Clips are shown from the previous house of horrors match and different angles of the house of horrors hanging above a ring)
(The camera fades into the Target Center as ‘’Ready to Roll’’ by Jet Black Stare starts to plays throughout the arena and red, blue, green fireworks shoot from the stage, down the ramp and from the top of the turnbuckles as they all shoot into the ceiling as the crowd erupts)
ETR: Welcome to the very first ALL Voltage FPV in No Regards! This is an historic event for that reason alone but tonight in my opinion is going to be one of the most bloodiest, most exciting shows in EAW’s history!
Deadprez: You got that right partner. And tonight we will see the end of alot of things , all the issues, all the beef from Voltage will be settled tonight as we have a first blood Vixens match, a last man standing for the EAW Championship and of course, the return of what might just be the blood bath of them all...the house of horrors!
ETR: let’s get this show on the road as we start with a four-way match that will change the career of one extremist tonight if they can pull out the win!
RA: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A FATAL-FOUR WAY SHOWCASE MATCH!!
( Krysis’ theme hits and the crowd gives a huge mixed reaction as he walks out with a smirk on his face )
RA: Introducing first, from Parts Unknown! Weighing in at 240 POOOOOOOOUNDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! KRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYSISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
ETR: Well this match may very well determine the futures the four of these young men and Krysis I think is just a shoe in for that good future! I mean if he could pull this off here tonight he may put himself in a position to rise to the occasion and reach success.
( Apollo Calix’s theme hits and the crowd jeers boomingly as he walks out with a mask on his face and his hood up trying to cover the camera with his hand )
RA: Introducing second, from Montreal , Canada ! Weighing in at 219 POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! “THEEEEEEEEEE GROTESQUE” APOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CALIX!!
Deadprez: This man’s face may be concealed by his masked in which he’s embarrassed off but tonight if he could capture the victory here it could just be the time where he’ll be pointed out of the pack.
( Vic Vendetta’s theme hits and the crowd goes wild as he walks out )
RA: Introducing third, from Orlando , Florida ! Weighing in at 230 POUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS!!! VIC VENDETTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!
ETR: Vic Vendetta I think is the odds on favorite and is my pick to capture the victory here tonight. Vic Vendetta has been given many opportunities and this may very well be the chance he decides to grasp and firmly take as his.
( Nick Angel’s theme hits and the crowd gives a loud mixed reaction as he walks out )
RA: Introducing fourth, from Dallas , Texas ! Weighing in at 220 POUNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!! NICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ANGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Deadprez: After sending John Alloy a few messages, Nick Angel is here tonight to prove himself to be one of the best in this business and tonight he gets to prove himself against three other guys and you know what that means each of these guys have a 25 % chance of winning this thing which isn’t good for any of them. Who will walk away with the victory?
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: And right off the bat, All four men spring out of there corners meeting in the center of the ring. This intense stare down is only the beginning as Apollo slaps Krysis right across the face! Krysis doubles back and ROCKS Apollo with a right hand to his jaw. Apollo drops as Nick Angel and Vic Vendetta are trading punches! Vic Vendetta catches Nick Angel with a quick DDT! But during the DDT Krysis with a clothesline to Vic! Apollo is back on his feet as he connects with a forearm to the back of the head of Krysis!
Deadprez: Krysis turns around to a dropkick! And he bounces off the ropes and rebounds back with.. Oh my! An STO by Apollo! Apollo Calix lifts up Nick Angel, but Nick Angel rams Apollo into the turnbuckle! And Nick Angel with hefty shoulder thrusts as Krysis and Vic Vendetta reach there feet! Krysis sends a elbow into the jaw of Vic Vendetta and yanks him in quickly for a snap suplex! Nick Angel lifts Apollo Calix on to the top ropes!
ETR: And Nick Angel punches Apollo a few times before climbing on with him! Nick Angel wraps his arm around the neck of Apollo and WAIT!!! KRYSIS FROM UNDER NICK ANGEL HAS HIS LEGS!! AND VIC VENDETTA IS CLIMBING ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AS ALL THREE MEN ARE LEANING OFF AND.. OH MY!!A TOWER OF DOOM AS VIC VENDETTA JUMPS OFF FOR A CROSSBODY ONTO APOLLO’S BODY!! ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN!! What a way to kick this night off!
Deadprez: Krysis is the first to get to his feet as he lifts up Vic Vendetta! Vic Vendetta shuffles up and catches Krysis with a huge uppercut! Krysis backs up and Vic Vendetta with a superkick! Krysis drops flat on his back as Apollo rolled out of the ring! Nick Angel gets up to his feet as he spins Vic Vendetta around and.. WOW!! A POWERFUL CLOTHESLINE THAT FLIPS VIC INSIDE OUT! Nick Angel smiles as he climbs up to the top ropes! WHAT IS HE THINKING!! AND.. KRYSIS GETS TO HIS FEET.. OH NO!! HE LEAPS!! WOW!! A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!
ETR: AND NICK ANGEL IS FEELING IT.. BUT WAIT LOOK OUT!!! APOLLO FROM BEHIND WITH A LEAD PIPE TO THE SKULL OF NICK!! AND APOLLO IS JUST SMASHING THAT LEAD PIPE INTO THE BODY OF NICK!! Apollo throws it across the ring and reaches outside the ring and grips the table that he leaned on the apron! Apollo sets the table up with a smile on his face as he grips Nick Angel and lays his body on the table! BUT LOOK!! KRYSIS FROM BEHIND WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF APOLLO!
Deadprez: AND APOLLO CALIX IS ON TOP OF THE TABLE ASWELL! AND WAIT.. VIC VENDETTA FROM BEHIND WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT TO THE JAW!! AND KRYSIS IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE TABLE AS WELL! THAT’S THREE PEOPLE!! I’M SURPRISED THAT TABLE HASN’T COLLASPED AND VIC GOES TO THE TOP ROPES!! WHAT IS HE THINKING!!! OH NO!! HE LEAPS!!!! MY GOODNESS.. A OVER THE CASTLE SPLASH PRESS WHICH SENDS ALL FOUR MEN THROUGH THAT TABLE! VIC VENDETTA FLIPS OVER NICK ANGEL!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-WAIT!! KRYSIS WITH INSTINCT PULLS VIC VENDETTA OFF THE TOP OF NICK ANGEL!!!
ETR: Vic Vendetta gets to his feet and you can see the frustration on his face! Krysis gets to his feet and Vic Vendetta charges!! BUT KRYSIS CAUGHT VIC VENDETTA FOR A.. HUGE SPINEBUSTER!!! AND KRYSIS IS GETTING FIRED UP HIMSELF!! Nick Angel gets up and Krysis kicks him in the gut for a.. OH MY!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK KNEE-TO-BACKBREAKER!! WHAT A MOVE BY KRYSIS!! And Apollo Calix shuffles to his feet and Krysis grabs his skull BUT APOLLO CALIX SPRAYS A SUBSTANCE INTO THE EYES OF KRYSIS!!! AND KRYSIS IS BLINDED!!
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!! AND APOLLO LOW BLOWS KRYSIS! AND APOLLO SPINS AROUND KRYSIS FOR A.. GERMAN SUPLEX!! Apollo is despicably grinning as Nick Angel treats back into the ring behind Apollo! AND APOLLO TURNS AROUND.. WHAM!! A BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL OF APOLLO!! AND APOLLO IS CUT OPEN DESPITE HIS MASK!! APOLLO DROPS TO THE MAT AS NICK ANGEL SLAMS THE BARBWIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF APOLLO!
ETR: Apollo rolls out of the ring and Krysis gets up using the ropes as Nick Angel swings for the fences!! But Krysis ducks under the shot and NICK ANGEL DROPS THE CHAIR AS KRYSIS LIFTS NICK ANGEL UP FOR.. OH NO!! A SAMOAN DROP RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BARBWIRE OF THE STEEL CHAIR!! AND NICK ANGEL SQUIRMS OUT OF THE RING!! BUT LOOK VIC VENDTTA KICKS KRYSIS IN THE GUT.. AND OH NO!! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES FOR THE .. SCISSORS KICK!!
Deadprez: BUT KRYSIS STEPS BACK BEFORE THE KICK!! AND VIC VENDETTA IS TURNED AS KRYSIS LIFTS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR.. THE BURNING HAMMER!! OH MY!! WAIT NO!!! APOLLO FINALLY FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK STOPPING KRYSIS!! AND VIC VENDETTA.. HOOKS UP KRYSIS FOR THE.. OH NO!! VENDETTA END!! AND KRYSIS IS LAID OUT!! NICK ANGEL FROM BEHIND WITH A BOOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF APOLLO CALIX!! And Vic Vendetta charges at Nick!! BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE GROUND ZERO!!! AND IT CONNECTS BUT RIGHT ON TOP OF THE STEEL CHAIR!!
ETR: AND VIC VENDETTA WITH TH-NO!! APOLLO GRIPS VIC VENDETTA IN FOR THE.. MY GOODNESS THE MOTHERFUCK’D!! AND APOLLO’S GOING TO STEAL IT!! AND APOLLO HOOKS THE LEG OF VIC VENDETTTA! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Apollo Calix’s theme hits as the crowd boos and he celebrates his victory and wipes blood from his face )
RA: AND THE WINNER OF THE MATCH… APOLLO CALIX!!
(Camera fades to ring announcer)...
(Camera fades to the Heart Break Boy standing next to Max. A Million)
Max. A Million: Ladies and Gentlemen I am here with the number one contender the Heart Break Boy and HBB, I gotta ask...can you really beat John Alloy?
HBB: Can I beat Alloy? Can you continue to ask the most idiotic questions on the face of this earth?? Alloy beat me once last month but I pinned him 1,2,3 the next show in case you forgot so in my view, the score is 1-1.
Max. A Million: Well ugh..okay but you have never pinned Alloy in one on one competition and while tonight maybe a last man standing contest, Many people are questioning that maybe you can’t beat Alloy no matter the match type
HBB: Those very same ‘’people’’ also forgot that I became the GREATEST OF ALL TIMES EXTREMIST by winning a last man standing match just a FEW months ago and I did it by beating one of the toughest guys wrestling has ever seen. Alloy isn’t close to that but while I’m the greatest of all times, he can be the greatest transitional EAW champion of all times!
Max: okay but---
HBB: SHUT UP! You’re wasting my time with this corny crap
(HBB walks off as camera stays on Max)
Max: This match must have really gotten to HBB or something else has...
(Camera fades back to ringside)
(Footage of the Sons of Mayhem/Forgein Prophecy feud play)
DP: Here we are! The tag team championship match is coming up, which will be a heated match with the champs, and the Foreign Prophecy!
RA: The following tornado tag team match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EAW Unifed Tag Team Championnnnships! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 477 pounds, the tag team champions, SONSSSSSSS OFFFF MAYHHHHHHEM!
( Sons come out as the crowd has a mixed reaction )
ETR: These men have went through and done a lot, and respect is given to them!
RA: And their opponents… weighing in at a combined weight of 505 pounds…. THEEEEE FOREIGNNNN PROPHECYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
( The Foreign Prophecy comes out as the crowd has mixed reaction )
( Ding Ding Ding )
DP: Ross charges! Ross throws fists to the face of Eddie, and Smyth runs with a dropkick on Storm! Ross has Eddie in the corner as he backs up… Running clothesline! But Eddie moves! Eddie then catches him with a bodyslam! And Smyth with a running legdrop! Eddie picks up Ross and Irish whips him right into Storm! But Storm moves and runs and kicks Smyth in the gut! And he throws him right to the outside of the ring!! Ross and Storm run at Eddie with a double clothesline!
ETR: Storm rolls out of the ring and approaches Smyth, and Smyth slaps him across the face! And trips him into the steel steps! Inside the ring Ross picks up Eddie and kicks him square in the gut! He picks him up and bodyslam! And he does it again with another bodyslam! He picks up Eddie and sets him up between his legs… He lifts him up for a powerbomb… AND CONNECTS! He covers!
DP: Outside Smyth backs up and runs for a dropkick to Storm… AND STORM MOVES! Storm grabs a fans cup and… HE SMASHES THE POP INTO SMYTHS FACE! Smyth is upset yet confused… AND HE RUNS AT STORM! Storm back body drops him right into the crowd!! Storm picks him up and throws him into the wall! Our camera man follows as the open the door to the set up room where they have all the tools! Storm grabs Smyth and throws him right into a shelf!! Storm grabs a bucket… And throws paint all over Smyth!!
ETR: He’s taunting Smyth and… SMYTH SPRAYS HIM IN THE FACE WITH LIQUID GREESE!! Storm tumbles backwards and Smyth smacks him right in the back with a chair! Back in the ring Eddie has taken control and has Ross in the air…. Suplex connects! Eddie sets Ross up on the top turnbuckle… And he hooks him for a superplex! But Ross is kneeing him in the gut, and Ross shoves him down!! Ross sets himself up… Leaping Elbow drop! Right across his chest!
DP: Smyth has cracked open the head of Storm as he smashed that wrench right into the top of his head! Smyth grabs him and is smacking his head repeatedly and he drops his head on the shelf, and he goes to the other end of the shelf and… HE SLIDES DOWN MULTIPLE BOTTLES INTO HIS HEAD… Ross is sets Eddie’s neck against the second rope… AND HE STEPS ON HIS NECK! HE IS CHOKING HIM OUT!!!
ETR: Smyth has grabbed a drill! He is approaching the groggy Storm with that drill…. BUT STORM KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! DDT ONTO THE CHAIR! Storm grabs Smyth and pulls him out of the crowd, and throws him over the barricade… Storm gets on the barricade and…. KNEE DROP ONTO SMYTH!!! Inside the ring Ross is waiting… AND HE CHARGES FOR THE CLOTHES LINE FROM HELL AS EDDIE GETS UP!! EDDIE DUCKS AND…. HE GRABS ROSS FOR THE IMACKULATE AND ITS CONNECTS!! EDDIE MACK COVERS!!!
BUT STORM GRABS EDDIES LEG, AND PULLS HIM OUT TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
DP: Storm grabs Eddie and lifts him up…. Suplex onto the barricade, and he turns it into a neckbeaker!!! Storm lifts up the apron and grabs… A TABLE..!!! Storm goes next to ringside and sets up the table, Smyth gets up and starts punching the back of Eddies head!! Smyth grabs his neck and smacks it back on the table!!! Smyth grabs Storm and throws him under the ring!! Meanwhile Smyth pulls out… a ladder!! Smyth sets up the ladder as Ross starts to get up…
ETR: Ross rolls out of the ring and wobbles over to Smyth, and Smyth spits in his face!! ROSS POPS HIM ONE RIGHT IN THE JAW!!! Smyth falls back against the barricade… ROSS RUNS AND BIG BOOTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CROWD!!! Ross grabs a little bag out of his pants… And he is sprinkling nails, glass, and tacs all over the table!! Ross picks up Storm and sets him neck to the table as Ross rolls in the ring…
DP: Smyth charges at Storm… BUT STORM SUPLEXES HIM ON THE TABLE, ROSS RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS HIMSELF FOR A SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Ross rolls over holding his gut as he signals for Storm! Storm rolls Smyth into the ring as he rolls in… Storm backs up and Smyth gets up…. STORM CHARGES! BUT SMYTH KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!! BUT ROSS HITS A LOWBLOW FROM BEHIND HIM! STORM WITH THE LIGHT SABER!!! STORM COVERS!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—NO!!! EDDIE AT THE LAST SECOND SHOVES ROSS INTO STORM!!!
ETR: Eddie smacks Ross’s face into his knee, and DDT’s him onto the debris!! Ross has a bloody forehead as Storm rolls out and goes for a right hand! Eddie ducks and catches him! STO INTO THE DEBRIS!! Eddie taunts the crowd as he feels dominant! Eddie pushes the crowd back, and he grabs the ladder… He leans the ladder off of the top rope and it meets on the top of the barricade, on an angle!!! Eddie picks up Ross and gets on the apron…. Eddie lifts and…
DP: HE IS HANGING ROSS UPSIDE DOWN BETWEEN THE LADDER STEPS!!! Eddie hops off the apron and calls for the crowd… Eddie charges… BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF THE HANGNG ROSS!! Eddie gets under the ladder and drops to his knees! He is throwing rights and lefts and Ross can’t do anything about it… BUT STORM!! STORM COMES FROM BEHIND AND SHOVES EDDIE INTO THE LADDERS EDGE!! BUT LOOK! SMYTH RUNS AND JUMPS OVER THE ROPES ONTO THE LADDER, AND OFF THE LADDER WITH A MOONSAULT ONTO STORM!!!
ETR: BUT STORM CATCHES HIM! AND CHARGES HIM INTO THE CORNER POST!! Storm throws Smyth into the ring, and he rolls in. He taunts Smyth and he runs to Smyth and whips him into the ropes! Storm runs into the opposite ropes… AND EDDIE GRABS HIS HAIR AS HE IS STANDING ON THE LADDER! EDDIE SWINGS FOR A RIGHT HAND! BUT STORM DUCKS AND ROSS GRABS EDDIES FEET AND THROWS HIM DOWN BETWEEN THE STEPS!
DP: Ross wiggled through the ladder to save his partner… And Smyth charges at Storm! BUT STORM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! STORM BACKS INTO THE CORNER…. AND SEIZE FROM EXISTENCE!! THE PUNT KICK CONNECTS… Ross rolls in and applies the Texas cloverleaf, and Storm is cheering on his opponent….
Ref lifts his hand… one!!!
Ref lifts his hand again… two!
Ref lifts his hand and drops it… THREE!!!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
RA: AND YOU’RE WINNERS VIA KNOCKOUT, AND NEW UNITED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE FOREIGN PROPHECYY!!!!!
( Storm and Ross are handed the titles as the celebrate, hugging, crowd clapping as they are impressed )
A promo package airs of the feud between Team Burial and Superior Quality ’85)
(The camera pans out from a backstage TV where both members of Team Burial are watching the footage, snickering and patting each other on the backs)
(Max A. Million walks up to the two men)
Max: Bank$, would you care for an interview before your match tonight?
(Banks gives ADV the nod and ADV leaves the room)
Bank$: Yes, Max?
Max: Well, later on tonight you will be facing SQ ‘85 in a House of Horrors match, an un-ethical and un-orthodox match type that is rarely seen in this sport. What is your mental preparation for something like this?
Bank$: See Max, in a match like this, someone is bound to bleed their arteries out inside of that squared circle, and as far as I’m concerned, my only job and responsibility is to make sure that person is not me. As far as mental preparation goes, SQ ’85 can practice his strangleholds and all his locks and elbows as much as he want, but the bottom line is none of his in-ring technique and finesse is going to get him anywhere tonight in the House of Horrors. I’ve put a beat-down on him several times ever since we’ve begun this whole predicament, and I don’t see any difficulty doing it again tonight.
Max: But, surely you’re not underestimating SQ ‘85’s abilities, are you?
Bank$: Abilities? Max, does the fact that I am EAW’s leading pioneer and veteran of this industry ring a bell to you? Why in the hell should I be worried by anybody else’s “abilities”? I’m practically BETTER than everybody else in EAW. I cannot emphasize how disrespectful guys like SQ ’85, who think they can waltz in with their chests puffed out and stature high, can compete toe-to-toe with the greatest this business has ever seen.
Max: What if you were to lose your match tonight Bank$? What if SQ ’85 picked up the victory and you were left standing at the bottom of his feet?
(Bank$ with a be-wildered look)
(Bank$ shakes his head)
Bank$: Look Max, in our field of competition…. not the one parading around in cheap suits begging for interviews….. we call this sort of situation, reckless endangerment. SQ ’85 is not only bargaining for a match with the devil, but he’s requesting it be in a House of Horrors. If you ask me, he’s not just asking for death at first glance, he’s IMPLORING it. Now, if you’ll cordially excuse me, I have far better things to do than to continue with this interview.
(Bank$ swats Max away like a fly and leaves the room)
(a Video starts to play, showcasing the feud between Cameron Ella Ava and Christy Cruise, camera then shows Christy spitting in HBG’s face and the involvement of HBG into the feud and how it all came together)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a first blood elimination match for the EAW VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!! The only way to win this match is to make both of your opponents bleed from any part of their body!
(Christy Cruise’s theme hits to surprisingly massive cheers as the red-headed vixen walks down the ramp)
Ring Announcer: First from Orlando Florida, weighing in at 116lbs....CHRISSSSTTTYY CRUUIIISSSSEEEEE!!!!
ETR: Well you can say Christy has started this whole thing in a way, She is the one who spit in HBG’s face and got herself a shot at the Vixens championship, Christy is a former Vixens champion and she could use that Experience to get herself back that title
(Cameron Ella Ava’s theme hits to big cheers too as she walks out to the walking looking as confident as ever)
Ring Announcer: And from Los Angles, California weighing in at 125 Pounds....CAMMEERRROON ELLAAAA AVVAAA!!!
Deadprez: Cameron has enough to be confident about tonight, she has made both of her opponents bleed in recent weeks, can she do it tonight is the question though?
(A red carpet gets rolled down the ramp as members of the paparazzi run down the ramp as Heart Break Gal’s theme hits to loud boos, HBG walks down holding the belt over her head)
Ring Announcer: And finally, making her way to the ring from Dallas Texas weighing in at 120 Pounds, she is the EAW Vixens champion...THE HEART BREAK GAAALLL!!!!!!
ETR: Well if you want to talk about confident, look at no other then the Heart Break Gal who has fought through many opponents and won, she is as tough as they get and she will want to win this match
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Wait..HBG is asking the ring announcer for the mic, what the hell does she have to say now?
HBG: Now I know the match has started but hey everybody loves to hear me talk right? Anyway Christy,Cameron..You two have the most beef with each other, you two have being going at it for a long time now and I for one think you two need to end it right now. So I’m just going to stand out of the ring and let you two solve your problems out and when you have, I’ll interject myself back into the match and we can decide who is the true Vixens champion then :)
Deadprez: What a great Vixens champion we have folks!...
ETR: Are you serious? She doesn’t give a hoot about Cameron and Christy solving their problems, she just wants them to soften each other up so she can retain her belt. Anyway both Christy and Cameron met in the center of the trash talking, what a heated feud this was and Christy SLAPS Cameron in the face and Cameron holds her cheek before TACKLING Christy to the mat and lays in HUGE rights and lefts into Christys face. Christy fights back with rights to Camerons face knocking her off as both Vixens get back to their feet... Christy swings a kick into Camerons head but Cameron ducks under it and forearms Christy in the face and sends her off the ropes and Cameron scoops Christy up onto her shoulders...SAMOAN DROP BY CAMERON!! But Christy lands on her feet, German suplex by Christy! But Cameron elbows Christy in the face freeing herself and connects with a SPINNING ENZURGI INTO THE FACE OF CHRISTY!!
Deadprez:Christy is on groggy feet as Cameron whips her into the turnbuckles and Cameron now charges at Christy and connects with a RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO CHRISTYS FACE!! Christy staggers out off the corner as Cameron grabs Christy and flapjacks Christy right into the canvas! Cameron now climbs the top turnbuckle, looking for a high risk move on Christy!..But Cameron swiftly turns on the turnbuckle and LEAPS WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS ONTO HBG ON THE FLOOR!! Cameron lays in huge fists into HBG’s face as HBG tries to cover up and Cameron to her feet as she lifts HBG up but HBG knees Cameron in the mid-section and scoops Cameron up onto her shoulders and runs to the ringpost SMASHING CAMERONS FACE INTO IT!! BUT CAMERON DROPS TO HER FEET AND SHOVES HBG INTO THE RINGPOST!! HBG SMACKS INTO THE RINGPOST!!
ETR: HBG is trying to pull herself, she’s not bleeding and Cameron grabs HBG and Drives her into our table but HBG blocks and elbows Cameron in the face and THROWS her over our table knocking her our laptops as HBG taunts the crowd and HBG turns as Cameron is pulling herself up but Christy leaps up onto the top rope...SPRINGBOARD PLANCA!! HBG MOVES AND CHRISTY GOES FLYING OVER OUR TABLE AND INTO CAMERON!! BOTH VIXENS SMASH INTO THE BARRICADE!! What a move by Christy Cruise as she tries to crawl out away but HBG runs and SMASHES a knee into Christys head! HBG pulls Christy out off the corner and WHIPS HER INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BUT CHRISTY COUNTERS AND WHIPS HBG INTO THE STEPS!! HBG GOES BACK FIRST OVER THE TOP OF THE STEPS!!
Deadprez: HBG clutching her back on the floor as Christy recovering but look ETR! Cameron is walking on our table and LEAPS WITH A HURRICARANA ON CHRISTY!! Christy hits the floor as Cameron lifts her back up and tries to whip her into the barricade but Christy blocks and sends Cameron back first into the barricade! Christy charges at Cameron but Cameron ducks and BACK DROPS CHRISTY OVER THE BARRICADE AND LANDS ON ONE OF THE FANS!! Lucky guy alright...anyway Christy pulling herself up but Cameron forearms Christy in the face and lifts her up in a suplex position...AND DROPS CHRISTY HEAD FIRST ONTO THE RAILING!! WHAT A BRAINBUSTER BY CAMERON!! Christy is laid out on the floor as the referee checks her and YES! Christy Cruise is bleeding from the top of her head!
Ring Announcer: Christy Cruise has been eliminated!
ETR: Christy is laid out and not moving...the referee seems concerned as she was dropped with full force onto that steel barricade which is very hard. Christy may be suffering from serious head injuries as the referee is forming an ‘’X’ sign to the top of the ramp...EMTs are rushing down with a stretcher and checking on Christy. Back in the ring Cameron has HBG in the corner and starts stomping on her before whipping her into the opposite turnbuckle and Cameron charges at HBG with a turnbuckle clothesline but HBG CHARGES OUT OFF THE CORNER WITH A SPEAR ON CAMERON!! What a move by HBG as she gets back up and starts stomping on Camerons face before lifting her up but Cameron knees HBG in the mid-section and dropkicks her into the ropes! Cameron onto her feet now with a clothesline on HBG knocking her over the top rope and onto the floor!
ETR: Cameron hurting from that spear but shrugs it off as she climbs up the top turnbuckle..Cameron looking for a high risk move as she LEAPS OFF WITH THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP ONTO HBG ON THE FLOOR!! BUT HBG ROLLS AWAY AS CAMERON SMASHES ELBOW FIRST ONTO THE FLOOR!! Cameron rolls in pain clutching her elbow as HBG gets on her knees and Cameron is now pulling herself up by the apron but HBG swings a boot into her head and HBG pulls Cameron in for a DDT onto the floor!! But Cameron fights back with elbows to the gut of HBG and slips out...lifting HBG up for a BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE FLOOR!! BUT HBG COMES BACK DOWN WITH A TORNADO DDT ONTO THE FLOOR!! CAMERON GOES FACE FIRST ONTO THE FLOOR!! Cameron rolls away before the referee can check on her as HBG is getting back up and Cameron crawls to the ringpost in massive pain!
Deadprez: Cameron is pulling herself up as HBG charges at her but Cameron with a DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE RINGPOST!! HBG FACE FIRST ONTO THE RINGPOST!!! HBG smashed it as Both vixens are on the floor and the referee checks on Cameron from that DDT as HBG crawls away, HBG is crawling to the other side of the ring and HBG IS BUSTED OPEN! HBG is bleeding but the referee hasn’t seen it as HBG looking under the ring pulls out a roll of tape, biting a bit off and puts it over her cut...HBG is taping her cut and stopping the referee from seeing it as both Vixens get back into the ring. HBG on her feet as is Cameron and HBG ducks a clothesline attempt but Cameron turns to HBG and hits a GODDESS’S TOUCH ON HBG!! BUT HBG DUCKS IT!! ENZURGI BY HBG AS CAMERON GETTING UP! BUT CAMERON SIDESTEPS IT!!...HBG quick to her feet but Cameron off the ropes..MULE KICK BY CAMERON!! THAT NEARLY TURNED HBG INSIDE OUT!!
ETR: HBG rolls to the turnbuckle and pulls herself up as Cameron charges at her in the corner but HBG with a DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Cameron staggers as HBG on her feet grabs Cameron and pulls her in, Spike DDT by HBG!! Cameron slides out off the ring as HBG is regrouping as Cameron is pulling herself up and HBG runs off the ropes...SUCIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!! BUT CAMERON GETS A BOOT UP!! HBG GOES FACE FIRST INTO CAMERONS FOOT AND INTO THE FLOOR!! HBG is down as Cameron walks to the steel steps and takes them apart and grabs the bottom part, placing it near HBG as she DRIVES HBG’s face into the steel steps and Cameron now checking her options as she climbs up the barricade...Cameron looking for a VERY high-risk move as she LEAPS OFF THE BARRICADE WITH A LEGDROP ONTO HBG INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BUT HBG MOVES OUT OFF THE WAY AS CAMERON CRASHES LEGS FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Deadprez: Cameron is screaming in pain, clutching her leg as HBG is getting back up and throws Cameron into the ring as she gets a steel chair from the timekeeper, firing it into the ring and looks under the ring..pulling out a pair of handcuffs and HBG gets back into the ring now as he drags Cameron up onto her feet and HANDCUFFS Camerons hands to the ring ropes in a crucifix style pose as HBG picks up the Steel chair and SWINGS IT FULL FORCE INTO CAMERONS FACE!! Cameron dangles her head but she is NOT bleeding somehow as HBG looks furious and SWINGS THE CHAIR AGAIN INTO CAMERONS FACE!! BUT CAMERON GETS BOTH OF HER FEET UP INTO THE CHAIR KNOCKING IT INTO HBGS FACE!! THE CHAIR BOUNCES INTO HBGS FACE!! HBG is laid out on the mat as the referee frees Cameron and she falls onto the mat, both of these Vixens are killing each other out here
ETR: Both vixens are slowly getting up and its HBG who kicks Cameron in the mid-section and goes for a DDT onto the chair!! But Cameron slips out and dropkicks HBG into the turnbuckles...Cameron to her feet and she charges at HBG with a running elbow shot into the corner! Cameron whips HBG back out into the ropes and goes for a clothesline but HBG ducks under it and BACK SUPLEXS CAMERON ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! HBG picks up those handcuffs as Cameron is slowly getting up and HBG RAMS THE HANDCUFFS INTO CAMERONS HEAD!! CAMERON IS BLEEDING!! HBG BUSTED CAMERON OPEN!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been eliminated, which means your winner and STILLL EAW VIXENS CHAMPION....THE HEAAARRTTT BRREAAAKKKKK GAAALLL!!
( HBG's music hits )
Deadprez: HBG does it in not so great means but one heck of a fight by these two great wrestlers!
ETR: Yup and hopefully Christy is fine and not too hurt but oh well...
(The camera fades to Superior Quality ’85 lacing up his wrestling boots and wrist tape)
(Max A. Million comes up to SQ ’85 with a mic)
Max: Hello SQ, could you share a couple of words on your match against CM Bank$ tonight?
SQ ’85: What the hell is there to say? He and his spouse, Alexander Da Vinci, have manhandled me on numerous occasions. And tonight, it will be my duty to make sure I turn the tables and flip the script.
Max: Earlier tonight, CM Bank$ said something similar. Are you in any way, shape or form, concerned?
SQ ’85: Can I honestly stare you in the face, and say on national television, that a match entitled “House of Horrors” does not intimidate me? This is the sort of match that shortens, and ends, careers by a snap of a finger, and in the blink of an eye. Bank$ might have the experience factor, but I’ve got the brains, and I’m pretty confident I’ll pull of this victory tonight.
Max: Well, thank for your time, I don’t mean to keep you waiting, good luck in your match tonight.
SQ ’85: Thanks mate!
(SQ ’85 pats Max on the back and exits the room)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(Kawajai’s theme hits to cheers as Kawajai makes his way down to the ring with Apollo Calix)
ETR: Kawajai has come a long way to get here, he won the number one contendership in a tournament pinning Ryan Manson and then his own partner Apollo Calix but Kawajai has struggled in recent weeks against the big name stars, can he prove the naysayers wrong tonight?
Ring Announcer: First the challenger from New Jersey weighing in at 225 Pounds, accompanied to the ring by Apollo Calix....KAWAAAAAJJAAAAAIIII!!!!
(StarrStan theme hits to boos as Starr walks out with his elite title)
Ring Announcer: and from Philadelphia,PA weighing in at 240 Pounds, he is the EAW Champion....STARRRSTAAAANNNN!!!
Deadprez: Nobody can deny Starrs talent, he has beaten everybody from Jason Cage to Superior Quality 85 for that belt and more. Starr is one of, if not the, best wrestlers in the world today, it’s a proven fact and when it comes to big matches, Starr always delivers.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Remember there will be DQ’s and countouts in this match. Both men tie up and Kawajai with the side headlock on Starr but Starr easily slips out and turns Kawajai over for a massive uppercut and Starr whips Kawajai into the ropes but Kawajai counters it into one of his own as Starr goes flying off the ropes...PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK CONNECTS BY KAWAJAI!! Starr quick to his feet but Kawajai catches him with a arm drag as Starr again quick to his feet but Kawajai with a hip toss on Starr! Starr looks amazed at the quickness of Kawajai as Starr gets to his feet and Kawajai tries to whip him off the ropes but Starr blocks and grabs Kawajai, Belly to Back suplex by Starr connects! Kawajai now the one having to be quick to his feet as Starr rocks him with uppercuts sending Kawajai into the ropes...Starr whips Kawajai into the opposite side going for a another a belly to back suplex!
Deadprez: But Kawajai blocks with a knee to the mid-section and snapmares Starr onto the mat and follows it up with a MASSIVE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK!! Trademark move by Kawajai as he connects with a jumping stomp onto the ribs of Starr! Starr rolls out off the ring catching his breath before coming back in as Kawajai starts stomping on his head...Kawajai lifts Starr up and goes for a suplex but Starr blocks and connects with a snap suplex of his own! Kawajai too his feet but Starr kicks Kawajai in the mid-section and now Starr with a KNIFE-EDGED CHOP to the chest of Kawajai and now uppercuts him, Starr whips Kawajai off the ropes going for a clothesline but Kawajai ducks it and connects with a PELE KICK ON STARR!! Starr staggers back into the turnbuckle as Kawajai charges with a RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!!
ETR: BUT STARR GRABS KAWAJAI’S LEG! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF HIS LEG AND STARR HAS THE ANKLE LOCK APPLIED ON KAWAJAI!! STARR MAY MAKE KAWAJAI TAP OUT IN THE EARLY PARTS OF THIS MATCH!! KAWAJAI TAPPED TO THIS LAST WEEK AND...KAWAJAI ROLLS OUT OFF IT!!! Starr hits the mat as Kawajai uses the turnbuckle to get up as Starr is quick to his feet and Kawajai charges out off the corner but Starr catches him with a hip toss! Kawajai again having to get up but Starr grabs him in a waist lock...German suplex! But Kawajai with elbows to the face of Starr knocking him back and Kawajai goes off the ropes but Starr catches him..OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! Kawajai falls out off the ring and onto the floor as Apollo tries to get him back up, Starr thieves in these type of matches and Kawajai is starting to find out as he gets back into the ring
Deadprez: but Starr lifts him up and uppercuts Kawajai underneath the jaw and applies a side headlock wearing Kawajai down or at least attempting too as Kawajai pushes Starr into the ropes and leapfrogs over Starr as Starr runs off the ropes allowing Kawajai to catch him Starr with a LEG LARAIT!! This gives Kawajai room to breathe as Starr gets on his knees and finally to his feet as Kawajai forearms Starr and connects with roundhouse kicks to the chest of Starr and Kawajai runs off the ropes but Starr catches him with a POWERSLAM!! Kawajai is getting back up but Starr grabs him in a waist lock and connects with a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Kawajai is down and out on the mat as Starr turns him over and hooks a leg of Kawajai!!
ONE!!!........TWO!!!.....KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!!
ETR: Starr lifts Kawajai up and goes for another german suplex but Kawajai blocks it and frees himself...SPINNING ENZURGI BY KAWAJAI INTO THE HEAD OF STARR!! Starr hits the mat and rolls out onto the floor avoiding a pinfall attempt as Starr gets back onto his feet but Kawajai off the ropes connects with a baseball slide dropkick into the chest of StarrStan knocking him into the railing and over it! Such impact by Kawajai there! Starr is getting to his feet in the crowd as Kawajai leaps up onto the top rope...SPRINGBOARD SUICIDE SENTON INTO THE CROWD AND ONTO STARR!! BOTH MEN GO THREE ROWS DEEP INTO THE CROWD!! BAH GOD!! Kawajai tries to get back to his feet and he lifts up Starrs limp body up and throws him over the railing and back into the ring. Kawajai climbs up the turnbuckle, Kawajai leaps..DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO STARR!! But Starr rolls out off the way! Kawajai lands on his feet as Starr is getting back up as Kawajai charges at Starr but Starr with a TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!
Deadprez: Kawajai rolls in pain and gets to the bottom of the turnbuckle as Starr is on his feet and makes his way over to Kawajai and starts stomping on him in the chest before pulling Kawajai up and rocks him with a European uppercut. Starr whips Kawajai into the opposite turnbuckle and now Starr charges at him rocking Kawajai with a running uppercut! Kawajai is a bit dazed now in the corner but he fights back with forearms on Starr and swings a boot into the his head knocking him back as Kawajai sits on top of the turnbuckle and stands up for a DIVING CROSSBODY!! But Starr shakes off the cobwebs and charges at Kawajai leaping up onto the turnbuckle...OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! KAWAJAI SLAMS HARD INTO THE MAT AS STARR CRAWLS AND HOOKS A LEG OF KAWAJAI!!!
ONE!!!!!!......TWO!!!!.......KAWAJAI WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!
ETR: Starr slams the mat furious as he grabs Kawajai up and into a waist lock...German Suplex by Starr connects! Starr rolls through onto his feet with Kawajai in his grasp as he hits ANOTHER German suplex on Kawajai! Starr rolls through onto his feet with Kawajai again, Starr going for the hat trick of German Suplexs and he CONNECTS WITH THE THRID GERMAN SUPLEX IN A ROW!! Starr rips off the straps off his singlet, StarrStan means business as he lifts Kawajai up in the air...OLMYPIC SLAM BY STA—NO!! KAWAJAI DROPS TO HIS FEET AND LIFTS STARR UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON STARR!! KAWAJAI PLANTS STARR WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE!! Both men are down and out in the middle of the ring and Kawajai has to crawl slowly to Starr and drops an arm over Starr! This could be it Prez!
ONE!!!.......TWO!!!.....STARR KICKS OUT!!
Deadprez: Kawajai is on his knees, he thought that might be it but no...Kawajai lifts Starr up and drills him with forearms dazing Starr as Kawajai doubles him over and goes for the BUCKLE BOMB!! Starr hits hard into the turnbuckles and lands on his knees as Kawajai connects with a SUPERKICK!! Starr is laid out on the mat as Kawajai wants to go for a pin but Apollo is telling him to hit the phoenix splash to put Starr out for once and for all...Kawajai climbs up the turnbuckle and HITS THE PHEONIX SPLASH!! CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!! BUT STARR GETS HIS KNEES UP!! KAWAJAI CRASHES RIGHT INTO STARRS KNEES!! Kawajai falls out off the ring and onto the floor, he went for one move too many and it ended up costing him as Starr has time to regroup now as Apollo tries to get Kawajai back into the rope but he’s too hurt, from his ribs to his back...
ETR: Kawajai gets back in, uses the ropes to get back up as Starr is up, and chops Kawajai right across the chest and Kawajai is forced to fight back as he nails Starr with forearms and roundhouse kicks knocking Starr back. Starr fights back with uppercuts and chops, both men trading shots in the middle of the ring and it’s Kawajai who gets the upperhand with a SUPERKICK ON STARR!! Starr stays on his feet but he’s groggy as Kawajai now spins and NAILS THE ROLLING ELBOW!! BUT STARR DUCKS IT AND LIFTS KAWAJAI UP AND NAILS THE OLYMPIC SLAM!! STARR DRIVES KAWAJAI INTO THE MAT WITH FORCE AS STARR HOOKS A LEG OF KAWAJAI!! STARR IS GONNA RETAIN!!
Deadprez: KAWAJAI GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Starr is in disbelief! He’s arguing with the referee as Apollo is cheering Kawajai on, trying to get him back onto his feet as Kawajai is slowly pushing himself up but Starr grabs him and rocks him with an uppercut/knife edge chop combo before pulling Kawajai in for a DDT!! But Kawajai with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON STARR! Game changer right there ETR! Both men are down and they are out as Kawajai is recovering and he pulls himself back as Starr is getting up and Kawajai connects with a dropkick sending Starr into the ropes and Starr comes bouncing back as Kawajai lifts him up onto his shoulders...Death valley driver by Kawajai! But Starr drops down onto both feet and lifts Kawajai up...OLMYPIC SLAM!! BUT KAWAJAI DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET AND GETS STARR INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!! KAWAJAI CATCHES STARR OFF GAURD!!
ONE!!!......TWO!!!.....STARR KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: Oh so close! Both men are getting back to their feet and Kawajai forearms and elbows Starr in the face and whips him into the turnbuckle and charges at him but Starr with an uppercut on Kawajai! Starr now RAMS Kawajai’s face into the turnbuckle pad knocking him back a bit as Starr grabs Kawajai and hits a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Kawajai landed awkward there as Starr lifts him back up going for another German Suplex but Kawajai with elbows and a back kick to the mid-section of Starr blocking it and Connects with a PELE KICK!! BUT STARR SIDE-STEPS IT AND GRABS KAWAJAI’S LEG AND QUICKLY LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! THIS IS HOW STARR ALWAYS RETAINS HIS TITLE AND HE MAY DO IT AGAIN AS KAWAJAI TRIES TO ROLL THROUGH BUT HE CAN’T AND NOW KAWAJAI CRAWLING TO THE ROPES SLOWLY! KAWAJAI REACHES A HAND OUT AND IS ABOUT TO GET TO THE ROPES BUT STARR DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE ON THE HOLD, REARING BACK ON KAWAJAI’S ANKLE!!
Deadprez: KAWAJAI IS IN A VERY PLACE AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS HANDS AND HE CRAWLS AGAIN TO THE ROPES BUT HE’S IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO MOVE QUICKER AS STARR IS WREANCHING BACK ON IT AND KAWAJAI REACHES OUT A HAND ANDDDDD...HE KEEPS CRAWLING TO THE ROPES AND FINALLY GETS A HOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Starr is forced to break the hold due to the rules of the Elite championship and Starr lifts Kawajai up for the Olympic Slam but Kawajai drops to his feet again and hits the ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF STARRS HEAD!! STARR SLUMPS TO THE MAT AND KAWAJAI TURNS HIS LIMP BODY OVER AND THROWS HIMSELF ON TOP OF STARR!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and the NEEEEEEEEWWWWW EAW ELITE CHAMPION...KAWAAAAAJJAAAAAAIII!!!!
ETR: HE DID IT!! KAWAJAI DID IT!! NEW CHAMPION!! Kawajai has beaten the odds and he has beaten StarrStan clean 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring!
Deadprez: What that a match was ETR too! Both men put it on the line from the ring bell and Kawajai just about came on top! What a night it is for Channel Zero as both members pick up the win and Apollo slides into the ring and hands Kawajai the Elite championship as Kawajai falls to his knees in pain and in joy, this was no easy contest for this young man at all
ETR: Apollo stands Kawajai up and congratulates him, these two have come so far Prez from when we saw months ago on Showdown and they both hug in the middle of the ring, this is one of Kawajai’s biggest wins in his career, this is HIS glory, HIS Moment.
Deadprez: And they stop hugging for a moment and—What the?!? APOLLO KICKS KAWAJAI IN THE GROIN!! WHAT IS HE DOING? Kawajai drops the belt as Apollo grabs him and NAILS THE MOTHERFUCK’D ON THE TITLE BELT!! THE ROLLING CUTTER ONTO THE ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!! WHAT IS APOLLO DOING?!?!!?
ETR: I don’t know Prez...I thought he was celebrating Kawajai’s win but I guess not but why attack his best friend like that? Apollo smiles at the hurt Kawajai who is clutching his neck and Apollo is saying something to Kawajai...I don’t know what but I’m speechless! What the hell is Apollo thinking?
(Territorial Invasion – A different landscape, the same invasion. September 24th live on Free-Per-View.)
(Camera fades backstage to Apollo Calix walking backstage as Eve runs up to him)
Eve: Apollo? Apollo?
Eve: Um..well I and probably everybody else would like to know why you just did what you did to Kawajai?
Apollo: You know want to know why? Alright then I’ll tell you...Let’s take a trip down memory lane to early 2011 in EAW at King of Extreme when Kawajai agreed to team up with Tyler Parker to take out Power and rise up the card but what did Kawajai do the next month? He stabbed Tyler Parker in the back and along with Power put him out of EAW for good and Kawajai then teamed with Power and what happened the next week huh? He TURNED on Power to get himself the Interwire championship. Kawajai has a history of turning on people and it was only a matter of time before he turned on me too
Apollo: When Kawajai took me ‘’Under his wing’’ a few months ago...he only did it so I would take his beatings from Power. Kawajai is a COWARD. He uses people to get what he wants and I refuse to allow him to embarrass me by him turning on me, it was only a matter of time...I just struck first. Kawajai may fool everybody into thinking he’s a nice guy, that’s some sort of role model but I know the REAL Kawajai. He’s sick and ugly. What I did to Kawajai was a long time coming for him, he deserved what he got.
(Apollo walks away as camera fades back to ringside)
(Ominous music plays as the lights go out to darkness and another set of lights start flashing as the house of horrors is slowly lowered down to ringside)
(Highlights of the CM Bank$/Superior Quality feud play, showing it from the start where Team Burial violently attacked SQ85, to SQ sending Bank$ through a windshield. To another chaotic brawl on Voltage, to Banks making SQ tap out, to the contract signing and SQ hitting a Quality Driver on the stage floor to Banks calling SQ out and both men winning their pick your poison match)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall and it is the HOUSE OF HORRORS MATCH! In this match there will be four sets of weapons hanging down from a corner of the cell, a bag of glass, a bag of thumbtacks, a roll of barbed wire and a barbed wire sledgehammer and with a weed whacker covered in barbed wire hanging down from the middle of the cell. To win this match you must make your opponent BLEED first before you either pin them or make them submit
(CM Bank$ theme hits to thunderous boos as Bank$ slowly walks down the ramp, checking out the house of horrors before stepping into the cell)
Ring Announcer: First from New Jersey weighing in at 222lbs, he is representing Dynasty....C..........M...........BANK$!!!!!!!!
(Superior Quality’s theme hits as the boos turn into mega cheers as SQ like Bank$ checks out the house of horrors before stepping into the cell)
Ring Announcer: and his opponent from Fife Scotland weighing in at 227lbs, he is the Cash in the Vault holder....SUPPPPPPPERRRRRRRRRRRIOOOOOOOOOOOOR QUUUUUUUALLIIIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYYYYY 85!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: AND BANKS WASTES NO TIME IN CHARGING AT SQ OUT OFF THE RING! Both men trading shots outside the ring and SQ gains the upperhand and DRIVES Banks head into the cage wall! But Banks blocks it and elbows SQ right in the face and grabs SQ by the head and THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! First huge move of the match and I’m pretty sure it won’t be the last as Banks grabs SQ and SLAMS BANKS FACE DOWN HARD ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BANKS JUST KEEPS DRIVING SQ’S FACE HARD INTO THE STEPS AS SQ IS DAZED ALREADY! Banks is at home in these type of matches, He’s undefeated in these type of matches and it’s showing here as SQ is on the floor and Banks checks under the ring for whatever type of weapon he can get and it’s a table. Banks opens that table on the floor as SQ is getting up and he grabs Banks from behind and GERMAN SUPLEXS BANKS INTO THAT CELL WALL!!
Deadprez: Banks is out on the floor as SQ now looks under the ring and pulls out a trash can and throws it into the ring as Banks is pushing himself up but SQ uppercuts him and throws him into the ring. Banks is getting up but SQ kicks him in the mid-section and pulls him in, DDT BY SQ!! SQ grabs the trash can and places it next to Banks and pulls him up onto his feet and SQ goes for a SUPLEX ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! BUT BANKS BLOCKS WITH A KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF SQ, TIGER BOMB ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! WHAT A MOVE BY BANKS!! SQ rolls out onto the apron clutching his back in pain as Banks crawls out to him and Banks lifts SQ up onto his shoulders. SQ is massive pain now but manages to hammer Banks with ELBOWS to the head but Banks shrugs it off and LEAPS OFF THE APRON...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR!! WOW!! Two HUGE moves by Banks there as SQ is laid out on the floor!
ETR: Banks gets onto his knees and uses the cell wall to pull himself up and walks to the corner and starts climbing, Banks grabs that roll of barbed wire hanging half-way down and drops down..Banks bites a part off and Grabs SQ who is getting to his feet and BANKS WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND SQ’S THROAT!! BANKS IS CHOKING SQ OUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE!! BUT SQ BACK KICKS BANKS IN THE GROIN AND FLIPS BANKS OVER HIS SHOULDER AND INTO THE CELL WALL!! BANKS LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE FLOOR!! SQ Staggers back and finally manages to lift Banks up onto his feet, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BY SQ INTO THE CAGE WALL!! Both men are down as SQ looks under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire chair and slides it into the ring as SQ rolls Banks into the ring and picks up the barbed wire chair as Banks is getting up and SQ SWINGS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF BANKS!!
Deadprez: SQ drops the chair and lifts Banks up onto his shoulders going for the TKO ONTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!! But No! Banks drops down onto both feet and swings a boot into the head of SQ knocking him into the turnbuckles, Banks catches his breath before charging at SQ with a STEP-UP KNEE STRIKE!! SQ is dazed as Banks grabs him by the head and Runs out off the corner a BULLDOG INTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!! SQ goes FACE FIRST into the barbed wire chair and SQ is busted wide open from his forehead, Banks can pin SQ now but he opts not too as Banks lifts SQ up and over to that trash can as Banks attempts for a BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! BUT NO!! SQ DROPS TO HIS FEET AND HITS A TORNADO DDT ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! BANKS FACE FIRST INTO THE TRASH CAN!! WHAT A MOVE BY SQ!! Both men are DOWN, Both men are hurting as SQ crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up with help of the ropes..
ETR: SQ leans on the ropes recovering as Banks has yet to move and SQ falls out off the ring, SQ looks under the ring as these two men want to keep hurting each other and SQ looking under the ring and he pulls out a glass table from under that ring. SQ opens up the table on the floor and SQ again looking under the ring and SQ pulls out a ladder, SQ going all out for this type of match as SQ tries to slide the ladder into the ring as Banks is getting up and SQ RAMS BANKS WITH THE LADDER!! BUT BANKS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD ON SQ AND SQ GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE LADDER!! Banks on his feet as he grabs the ladder from underneath SQ and starts DRIVING it into SQ’s chest! Banks just keeps DRIVING AND RAMMING that ladder into SQ’s chest! Banks walks and grabs that roll of barbed wire, ripping another part off and wraps the barbed wire around his fist as Banks climbs on top of SQ AND BASHES SQ’S FACE WITH THOSE BARBED WIRE FISTS!! BANKS CUTS INTO SQ’S HEAD WITH THAT BARBED WIRE!!
Deadprez: Banks now wraps the Barbed wire around SQ’s head..what is Banks planning here and BANKS LOCKS IN THE ANACONDA VICE ON SQ!! ANACONDA VICE WITH THE BARBED WIRE!! WHAT A MOVE BY BANKS!! BANKS IS RIPPING INTO SQ’S HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE AS SQ USES HIS ELBOWS TO SMASH INTO THE TOP AND SIDE OF BANKS HEAD!! Banks lets go as those Elbows make him do it...Banks though gets to his feet as SQ rolls out to the apron and Banks now opens that ladder up in the middle of the ring and Banks CLIMBS the ladder! Banks is going for the BARBED WIRE WEED WHACKER!! If Banks gets this weapon, he could KILL SQ and Banks is slowly getting up that ladder and Banks has a hand on the weed whacker but SQ gets on his knees and THROWS himself into Banks ladder!! CAUSING THE LADDER TO THUMBLE OVER AND BANKS GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GO THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE THAT WAS SET-UP EARLIER!! BANKS SMASHES THROUGH THE GLASS AND NOW BANKS IS LYING IN BROKEN GLASS CUTTING HIS BODY!!
ETR: DEAR LORD!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! SQ JUST MIGHT HAVE KILLED BANKS!! BANKS WENT OVER 12FT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH GLASS!! SQ is laid out on the mat..Both of these men are hurt like hell and it’s now Banks who’s worse as Banks is actually bleeding now from the side of his head and from his back! SQ slowly...Slowly crawls out to Banks and lifts him up from the broken wreckage but SQ with a SNAP DDT ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS!! GOOD GOD!! Banks is laid out in that glass, Banks is lying FACE on the glass now as SQ rolls his motionless body into the ring and SQ manages to drop himself on top of Banks,COVER!!!
ONE!!!!.........TWO!!!!........BANKS KICKS OUT!!!
Deadprez: SQ is NOT happy about that and SQ is out onto the floor and checks under the ring...and pulls out a steel chain! SQ back into the ring as Banks is getting onto all fours barely as SQ wrapping that steel chain around his fist and SQ SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIN INTO THE FACE OF BANKS!! Banks gets back onto the mat as SQ gets on top of Banks and just SMASHES that Steel chain into Banks face! Banks is BLEEDING from his face now, he has a crimson Mask as SQ drops the steel chain and lifts Banks up onto his feet, SQ now HAMMERS Banks with headbutts, knocking Banks right out of this as SQ hooks a leg of Banks and goes for the QUALITY DRIVER!! QUALITY DRIVER ON BANKS!! BUT BANKS BLOCKS IT WITH HEADBUTTS OF HIS OWN KNOCKING SQ ONTO ONE KNEE AS BANKS RUNS OF THE ROPES...SHINNNNING WIZARD BY BANKS!! BANKS SMASHES INTO SQ’S FACE!! Both men down again!
ETR: Banks is now the one pulling himself up as SQ is already getting onto his knees but Banks picks up the barbed wire chair and SMASHES IT ACCROSS SQ’S SPINE!! SQ stays on his feet but he falls into the turnbuckle as Banks drops the chair and runs at SQ...MONKEY FLIP BY BANKS AND SQ GOES FLYING BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!! The barbed wire is STUCK in SQ’s back as SQ is screaming in pain and Banks STOMPS on the chair as it crushes even more into SQ’s back and Banks just RIPS off it causing parts of SQ’s flesh to rip off and SQ’s back is bleeding and Banks on smiles at him. Banks now grabbing that steel chain and wrapping it around his knee...Whats Banks got in store now? Banks lifts SQ up onto his shoulders, GO TO RETIREMENT BY BANKS!! BUT SQ WITH ELBOWS AND KNEES INTO BOTH SIDES OF BANKS HEAD BLOCKING IT!! SQ drops to his feet and connects with a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR!!
Deadprez: SQ crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up...Banks is struggling to get up now as SQ gets a breather as Banks is finally getting back up but SQ runs off the ropes...LARAIT BY SQ!! LARAIT ONTO BANKS!! BUT NO!! BANKS DUCKED IT AND LIFTS SQ UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS...GO TO RETIREMENT BY BANKS!! THE GTR WITH THE STEEL CHAIN CONNECTS!! BANKS SMASHES THAT CHAIN ASSISTED KNEE INTO SQ’S FACE!! SQ FALLS ONTO THE MAT AS BANKS FALLS ONTOP OF HIM!! THIS HAS TO BE IT ETR!!
ONE!!!!.....TWO!!!!..... SQ WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!
ETR: BANKS IS STUNNED!! HOW DID THAT NOT PUT AWAY SQ!! Banks is sitting in the middle of the ring...not knowing what to do next, SQ maybe a technical wrestler but he’s putting on one hell of a match! Banks sliding out again...Banks wants to put SQ away for once and for all now as Banks pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat! Banks places the baseball baton the apron as Banks pulls out two more things...a portable lighter and lighter fluid! Banks pours a bit of that lighter fluid onto the baseball bat as Banks gets back into the ring and now Banks with the portable lighter SETS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT ON FIRE!! IT ERUPTS INTO FLAMES AS BANKS HAS A WIDE SMILE ON HIS FACE NOW!! SQ is slowly pulling himself up but he grabs something from that black bag unknown to Banks as SQ is back up...and BANKS SWINGS THAT FLAMING BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT INTO THE FACE OF SQ! BUT SQ DUCKS AND SMASHES THAT WEAPON INTO BANKS STOMACH!! I THINK THAT WAS A LIGHTTUBE SQ JUST SMASHED INTO BANKS’S STOMACH!!
Deadprez: Banks holds his stomach in huge pain as the glass from that lighttube smashed into his skin...SQ kicks that flaming barbed wire bat away as the flames start to die out on it..SQ whips Banks into the turnbuckle as SQ now sits Banks up onto the top of that turnbuckle as SQ gets another and final lighttube from that black bag and he puts right next to the turnbuckle as SQ leans Banks off...TOWER OF LONDON BY SQ!! BUT BANKS LANDS ON HIS FEET AND SWINGS A HARD BOOT INTO SQ’S HEAD!! SQ stumbles forward as Banks charges out off the corner at SQ but SQ ducks under it and grabs Banks in a waist lock...GERMAN SUPLEX BY SQ!! THE BACK OF BANKS HEAD GOES SMASHING INTO THAT LIGHTUBE!! THE GLASS FROM IT SHATTERS INTO THE BACK OF BANKS HEAD!! Banks is clutches the back of his head as Banks is a world of pain...SQ drags Banks away from that corner and lifts him up onto his shoulders, SQ going for the TKO!! But Banks again lands on his feet and connects with a ENZURGI!!
ETR:SQ stumbles into the ropes as Banks is on one knee in massive pain but he fights through and charges at SQ with a clothesline as both men go up and over the top rope and again onto the floor. The ring cannot contain these two as they are both getting right back up and SQ blocks a kick to the chest and DRIVES BANKS INTO THE CELL WALL!! SQ now grabs Banks by the back of his hair and THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS FACE FIRST!! Banks is now out as SQ goes over to the corner of the cell and climbs up it...And SQ takes down a BAG OF GLASS!! SQ throws it into the ring and climbs up another corner taking down a Bag of thumbtacks and throws that into the ring and SQ grabs Banks but Banks LOW BLOWS SQ AND HITS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO THE CELL WALL!! SQ hits into the cell wall back first and onto the floor head first as Banks pulls out another table and slides it into the ring as he grabs SQ and throws him into the ring
Deadprez: Banks is on his feet and he still has that steel chain wrapped around his knee as he runs off the ropes as SQ is getting up...SHINNING WIZARD BY BANKS WITH THE STEEL CHAIN AROUND HIS KNEE!! BANKS AGAIN SMASHING THAT CHAIN INTO SQ’S HEAD!! Lord almighty! Banks now opens up the table and sets it up as Banks opens that bag of broken glass and pours THOUSANDS of broken pieces of Glass onto the table as Banks opens the other bag and pours THOUSANDS upon thousands of thumbtacks onto the table but SQ gets back onto his feet and SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO BACK OF BANKS HEAD!! Banks hits onto the mat as SQ finds that trash can from earlier and places it near Banks as he lifts him up, TKO ONTO THE TRASH CAN!! BANKS GOES FACE FIRST INTO THAT ALREADY BENT TRASH CAN!! Banks rolls out onto his back in pain as SQ lifts him back up, SQ is NOT done with Banks as he puts up him onto the turnbuckle and goes for the TOWER OF LO—NO!! BANKS AGAIN DROPS DOWN AND BACK SUPLEXS SQ INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
ETR: SQ is hurting by that turnbuckle as Banks limps over to the lighter fluid and pours the remaining part of it onto the glass and thumbtacked filled table! Banks now grabs that portable lighter...oh no! BANKS FLICKS ON THE LIGHTER AND THROWS IT ONTO THE TABLE AS IT ERUPTS INTO FLAMES!! BANKS SET THAT BROKEN GLASS, THUMBTACKED FILLED TABLE ON FIRE!! Banks now grabs SQ and puts him ontop of the turnbuckle as Banks goes up too with SQ...PEPSI PLUNGE BY BANKS THROUGH THE FLAMING GLASS TACKED FILLED TABLE!! BUT NO!! BUT NO!! SQ HAMMERS BANKS WITH ELBOWS, FOREARMS, HEADBUTTS..ANYTHING HE CAN POSSIBLY THINK OFF AS SQ RAMS BANKS WITH MORE AND MORE HEADBUTTS BLOCKING THIS AS BANKS IS GETTING A LITTLE GROGGY BUT BANKS FIGHTS BACK WITH HEADBUTTS OF HIS OWN STOPPING SQ’S COME BACK!!
Deadprez: BANKS AGIAN HOOKS SQ’S ARMS OVER FOR THE PEPSI PLUNGE!! BUT SQ SLIPS OUT AGAIN AND HAMMERS BANKS WITH HEADBUTTS WITH THE ALL POWER SQ CAN MUSTER... SQ NOW WITH ELBOWS INTO BANKS HEAD AND BANKS IS REALLY GROGGY NOW AS IS SQ BUT SQ FIGHTS THROUGH AND HOOKS ONE LEG OF BANKS AND LIFTS UP IN THE AIR...QUALITY DRIVER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND THROUGH THE FLAMING BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKED TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH MEN ARE DEAD!! BOTH MEN ARE LYING IN BURNING BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS AND WOOD!! NEITHER MAN IS MOVING!! THEY AREN’T MOVING AS SQ MANAGES TO DROP A ARM OVER BANKS CHEST FOR THE COVER!! NO WAY BANKS CAN KICK OUT OR GET OUT OFF THIS ETR!!
( Ding! Ding !Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner....SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT A WAR THAT WAS ETR!! WHAT A MATCH!! Both men just put EVERYTHING they had into this and just wow! This was the only way to end this feud and neither man wanted to lose thats for sure!
ETR: I’m speechless, EAW always has it’s fair share of bloodbaths but that was something else Prez...that finish was sickening and both men are bleeding like pigs, neither has moved yet, they are motionless in that ring as the house of horrors is being raised back up as EMTS can get into the ring
Deadprez: You’re right ETR, Both men may have shaved off years off their careers after this...all the barbed wire... all the glass and more used in this match was something else and as you can see. Banks has pieces of Glass and Thumbtacks covering and cutting into his back and chest and SQ has the same but only on his side/leg. But SQ is lying there motionless on his stomach, he has not moved since putting his shoulder over Banks.
ETR: Banks on the other hand is shaking as EMTS are trying to get all of that glass and tacks off him as they bring down two stretchers for these men, you may not like either man, you may hate them for whatever reason but you HAVE to respect what they just went through there, EMTS now have both men on their stretchers and wheeling them up..I Guess SQ won’t be cashing in his CITV now considering he only has just opened his eyes and can’t even move yet
Deadprez: Well laides and gentlemen, coming up next is the main event of the evening and it is a last man standing match for the EAW Championship as John Alloy defends against the Heart Break Boy in a mid-summer massacre III rematch, can HBB win back his title or is Alloy really the one man HBB can’t beat?
(Camera fades backstage to where Cameron Ella Ava is shown walking out off the medic’s room as she walks down the hall she bumps into Hurricane Hawk)
Hawk: Hi there pal.
(Cameron tries to walk off but Hawk blocks her)
Cameron: What the hell do you want??
Hawk: Eh nothing really...I just watching your match and although you lost, I was pretty impressed...you showed alot of sprit out there pal..
Cameron: But did I win? No. So you can save your ‘’try again next time’’ speech and move off before i make you move out of my way..
Hawk: See that’s what I like about you...You have this fighting sprit...this not going down attitude and I don’t know if you watch Showdown alot but I need that sort of attitude, that type of thinking if I want to get back my world title..
Cameron: Well that’s nice and good luck with that but tell me...why would I care?
Hawk: Well it’s easy you help me get that attitude and then I can win the world title...and then I’ll help you win the Vixens title by showing you how to actually put away people in those big matches..
Cameron: hmm...sounds nice and all but I don’t know..
Hawk: Well who better to teach you then a former world champion...I wasn’t in the generation Geneses for nothing...We can both help each other get to the top...
Cameron: Well...I suppose it couldn’t hurt..
Hawk: That’s the sprit!...see me on the next Showdown and we can both start helping each other, okay pal?
( They both walk off as Camera fades back to ringside)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH and it is for the EAW Championship! The only way to win this match is to keep your opponent down for the referee’s ten count!..
(Heart Break Boy’s theme hits to loud cheers)
Ring Announcer: First from Chicago, Il weighing in at 220lbs, he is the challenger....THE HEAAAAAAAARRRTTT BREEEAAAAAAAKKKKKK BOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
ETR: HBB has been on such a roll as of late, he’s has not been pinned since MSM and has defeated Superior Quality, Devan Dubian and of course pinned John Alloy in a tag team match and he was not moved pinned in that four-way, can HBB pull out the win tonight?
( The lights fade to darkness as only a spotlight is shown from the ceiling down to the middle of the ring)
(John Alloy’s theme hits to even bigger cheers as he comes from a wire from the rafters to the middle of the ring with the EAW Championship around his waist)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent from the Rocky Mountains weighing in at 230lbs, he is the EAW Champion....JOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNN ALLLLLLOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Deadprez: I don’t know ETR but Alloy has no Jaywalker out here..he’s doing this all by himself tonight and Alloy needs to be the man of steel tonight, he needs to be the man tonight if he wants to put away HBB...I think he can do it ETR!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: The electricity in the air as both these men stare each other in the middle of the Bring is giving me Goosebumps Prez!...neither man is trash talking just staring down at each other...and it’s HBB who fires first at the champion! Alloy strikes back with huge rights of his own, both men FIRING shots at each other and its Alloy who gets the upperhand as he rocks HBB with furious fists to the face and now HBB responding with some of his own. But Alloy the much stronger of the two wins this battle and he dazes HBB with huge haymakers before running off the ropes for a clothesline but HBB counters it into a missile dropkick to the face of Alloy!
Deadprez: Alloy quickly up to his feet but HBB with knife edge chops to the chest of Alloy and now it’s HBB who runs off the ropes and gets caught with a missile dropkick to the chest by Alloy! HBB quick to his feet but Alloy kicks him in the mid-section and pulls him in for a DDT!!..But HBB slips out and connects with another knife edged chop to the chest of Alloy! Alloy now with a thunderous knee to the mid-section of HBB and Alloy suplexs HBB but HBB lands on his feet and shoves Alloy into the turnbuckles as HBB CHARGES at him with a spear into the ribs of Alloy! But Alloy moves out off the way as HBB CRASHES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!! HBB went over the middle turnbuckle and into that steel as HBB is leaning by the turnbuckle now holding his shoulder...
ETR: Alloy charges at HBB now at full speed...IRONSPLASH INTO HBB!! Alloy crushes HBB in the corner as HBB staggers out off the corner and Alloy runs off the ropes connecting with a big boot to the face of HBB!..HBB grabs a hold of the ropes picking him back up but Alloy uppercuts HBB and whips him into the opposite ropes as Alloy charges at HBB with a clothesline but HBB ducks it...TEARDROP SUPLEX CONNECTS BY HBB! HBB sits up collecting his thoughts as Alloy is getting up but HBB with forearms to the face of Alloy and whips him into the ropes and HBB charges with him, clotheslining Alloy OVER the top rope and onto the floor! Alloy quickly getting up but HBB connects with a baseball slide into the chest of Alloy knocking him into the steel barricade! HBB climbs up the turnbuckle and LEAAPPPS...MOONSAULT CONNECTS BY HBB ONTO ALLOY ON THE FLOOR!! BUT ALLOY CATCHES HBB IN HIS ARMS AND LIFTS HIM UP ONTO ONE SHOULDER...AND DRIVES HBB FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! HBB is down on the mat as the referee slides out and makes the count!
1!!!......2!!!.....3!!!...(HBB Starts to move)....4!!.....(HBB pulls himself up with the apron)
Deadprez: Alloy grabs HBB and THROWS him shoulder first into the barricade! Alloy now grabs HBB going for something but HBB RAKES the eyes of Alloy knocking him back as HBB grabs Alloy by the hair and drags him over to the Spanish announcers table and DRIVES ALLOYS HEAD INTO THE TABLE! HBB several times just rams Alloys head into the wood as HBB rips off the cover off the table and rips off one of the monitors as HBB SMASHES THE MONITOR INTO ALLOYS HEAD!! But Alloy ducks under it and as HBB turns around...Alloy smacks him with a huge right hand that knocks HBB onto the table, Alloy climbs up onto the Spanish Announcers table with HBB as Alloy picks HBB up but HBB knees Alloy in the mid-section and pulls him in...DDT ON THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! Alloy got DRIVEN Head first onto the table as it didn’t break...HBB slides out off the table and rolls back into the ring as Alloy is lying there on the table.
ETR: HBB climbs up onto the top turnbuckle as the crowd is getting to their feet as HBB LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE...HEARTT BREAK ELBOW ONTO ALLOY AND CRASHES THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! AY DIOS MIOS!!! HBB pulls himself up as Alloy is down in the broken wreckage and the referee starts to count!
1!!!!!...2!!!!!...3!!!....4!!!....(Alloy rolls onto his stomach)...5!!!.....6!!!...(Alloy pushes himself up)
Deadprez: ALLOYS BACK UP!! HBB is mad as he grabs Alloy and rolls him into the ring...The EAW Champion is in a bad place now as HBB walks over to us and takes
ETR’s steel chair!...HBB back into the ring with the steel chair in hand as Alloy is getting to his feet but HBB SMASHES THE CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD!! Alloy stumbles and slumps into the turnbuckles as HBB drops the chair and charges at Alloy with a turnbuckle clothesline! HBB now grabs Alloy near that steel chair going for a DDT onto the chair!! But Alloy slips out and lifts HBB up in one arm..SIDEWALK SLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! HBB lands back first onto the steel chair as Alloy is telling the referee NOT to count, Alloy is not done with HBB as he lifts him up and whips him into the corner hard! Alloy now stomps into HBB’s mid-section and whips him into the next turnbuckle even harder as HBB comes bouncing out off the corner as Alloy BACK BODYDROPS HBB ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!
ETR: Alloy still not done with HBB as he grabs the legs of HBB and turns him onto his stomach and LOCKS IN THE STF ON HBB!! NO SUBMISSIONS IN THIS MATCH BUT HE COULD MAKE HBB BLACK OUT!! HBB LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT BUT ALLOY HAS SUCH A GRIP ON IT!! HBB CAN’T ESCAPE AS HIS FACE IS TURNING RED AND HE’S FADING VERY ,VERY QUICKLY!! ALLOY WRENCHES BACK AS HBB HAS NOWHERE TO GO, NOWHERE TO GET OUT OFF THIS EVEN IF HE WAS TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES!! HBB’S EYES ARE CLOSING AS HE IS FADING AND ALLOY FINALLY LETS GO!! HBB is lying on the mat in a heap, he’s out Prez! Smart thinking by Alloy as it allowed him to regroup and HBB has not moved yet!
1!!!...2!!!!....3!!!....4!!!.....5!!!!(HBB not yet moved)....6!!!......7!!! (HBB starts to crawl to the ropes very slowly).....8!!!!( HBB gets a grip on the bottom rope)..9!!!...( HBB pulls himself up in the nick of time)
Deadprez: VERY close call there as Alloy charges at HBB knocking him over the top rope with a big boot! HBB is knocked out onto the floor as Alloy runs off the ropes......NO HANDED SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO HBB!! BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE!! HBB BACK FIRST, ALLOY FACE FIRST!!! DEAR GOD!! Both men are down and out!!
1!!!......2!!!!......3!!!!........4!!!!.....5!!!!....6!!!...(Both men start to move).....7!!!.....8!!!......(Both men get back up via the barricade)
ETR: Both men trading shots by the railing and Alloy chops HBB in the chest and lifts HBB up and DROPS HIM GUT FIRST ONTO THE STEEL BARRICADE!! HBB in massive pain and he might be winded as Alloy grabs him and SENDS HBB FLYING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! HBB FLIES OVER THE TOP OF THE STEELS STEPS AND ONTO THE MAT!! But HBB quickly pulls himself up and slumps over the timekeeper, great thinking by HBB as it avoids the count but HBB is in massive pain and Alloy grabs HBB and drags him to the steel steps again and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BUT HBB BLOCKS! HBB elbows Alloy in the mid-section and in the face...HBB limps over to one of the monitors by the broken tables and picks it up as Alloy not realizing it grabs HBB and swings him around...AND HBB SMASHES THE MONITOR OVER ALLOYS HEAD!!
Deadprez: HBB now gets the wire from that monitor and rips it off as he WRAPs it around Alloys neck...HBB CHOKES ALLOY WITH THE WIRE!! HBB IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OFF ALLOY!! ALLOY IS LOSING HIS BREATH AS HBB IS PUTTING ALL THE STRENGTH HE HAS INTO THIS!! BUT ALLOY IS PULLING HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET AND THROWS HBB OVER HIS SHOULDER AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! Great strength by Alloy who just slumps over the barricade as HBB gets to his feet but falls to the ring apron...both these men are just throwing everything they have at each other. HBB drills Alloys with right hands but Alloy headbutts HBB in the face knocking him into the ring frame but HBB fires back with shots of his own as both men trade shots here at ringside and they keep trading shots till we get to the ramp. both men are at the bottom of the ramp and Alloy uppercuts HBB and tackles him into the ring frame!
ETR: HBB groans in pain but forearms Alloy in the face knocking him back and now elbows Alloy in the face, Alloy staggers back onto the bottom of the ramp as HBB kicks him in the mid-section and Delivers a DDT onto the bottom of the ramp! Alloys head smashes into the steel as HBB is demanding the referee doesn’t count as HBB climbs up onto the apron and now onto the turnbuckle as HBB stares down at Alloy!...HBB is going for the HEART BREAK ELBOW onto Alloy! We saw this at MSM and HBB failed and HBB is about to LEAP!! But HBB instead drops down onto the floor on his feet shaking his head and pulls a 12T LADDER!! HBB stands the ladder up and opens it and lifts Alloy back up and SCOOP SLAMS Alloy onto the ramp as HBB now CLIMBS up the ladder! HBB is on top of the ladder and HBB LEAAAPPPSS....HEART BREAK ELBOW STRAIGHT DOWN INTO ALLOYS CHEST ON THE RAMP!! HBB DRIVES HIS ELBOW DOWN FROM 12FT IN THE AIR STRAIGHT INTO ALLOY!! DEAR GOD!! GOOD LORD!!!
Deadprez: HBB pulls himself up and slumps over the barricade as Alloy is hurting REAL bad, this is it ETR!
1!!!!!!......2!!!........3!!!!.......4!!!!.......5!!!......6!!!.......(Alloy is yet to move).....7!!!.......8!!!!.....(Alloy pushes himself onto his knees).....9!!!.......1—
ETR: Alloy gets to his feet, somehow...someway! HBB is furious as he grabs Alloy and drags him up the ramp...HBB has Alloy on the stage and DRIVES HIS HEAD INTO STAGE WALL!! Alloy staggers as HBB REALLY wants to finish him off...HBB now with massive rights and lefts to Alloy knocking him further back to the edge of that ramp, Alloy is on the edge as HBB leans back and NAILS THE SUPERKICK ON ALLOY OFF THE STAGE!! BUT ALLOY DUCKS UNDER IT!! HBB TURNS AROUND AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO A SPEEAAAARR!!! ALLOY SPEARS HBB OFF THE STAGE AND BOTH MEN GO INTO THE TECHNICAL EQUIPMENT!!! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY!! BOTH MEN ARE DEAD!! JESUS CHRIST!! The referee slides down the ramp and smarts to make the count!
1!!!!........2!!!.......3!!!!........4!!!!!..........5!!!!!!!........6!!!!......7!!!!!!........8!!!!!...(Alloy pulls himself up and slumps on the stage).....9!!!!.......(HBB Uses the referee to pull himself up)
Deadprez: Alloy grabs HBB and brings him to the ramp and throws him onto it as Alloy gets onto the ramp too, Alloy picks HBB up and POWERSLAMS HIM ONTO THE STEEL RAMP!! Alloy is not done with HBB, Alloy wants to put HBB OUT off his life forever as Alloy grabs HBB and rolls him into the ring as Alloy climbs up onto the turnbuckle, Alloy looks to put HBB away forever now as HBB back up and ALLOY LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE...COOOLLDDDD ROOOOLLLLLEEEEED STEEEEELLL INTO HBB!!! BUT HBB LIFTS HIS LEG UP FOR THE SUPERKICK!! HBB CAUGHT ALLOY OFF WITH THE SUPERKICK!! HBB FALLS INTO THE ROPES AS HE YELLS AT THE REFEREE TO COUNT!!!
1!!!.......2!!!!.......3!!!!!!........4!!!!!......5!!!!!.......6!!!!!.........7!!!!!.......8!!!!! ...(Alloy starts to slowly move).......9!!!!......(Alloy gets back up using the ropes)
ETR: What does HBB have to do to put Alloy? HBB is pulling his hair but he goes over to Alloys black jacket as Alloy slumps into the ropes, regrouping and HBB gets something..HBB HAS ALLOYS TITANIUM BAT!! Alloy goes to HBB and grabs him but HBB SWINGS AROUND AND DRIVES THAT TITANIUM BAT INTO ALLOYS RIBS!! ALLOY IS WINDED AS HBB LIFTS ALLOY UP IN THE AIR....PILEDRIVER BY HBB CONNECTS!! HBB GETTING EVEN MORE DESPERATE BY USING THAT BAT AND PILEDRIVER!! HBB again BARKING at the referee wanting him to make the count!
1!!!......2!!!!......3!!!........4!!!!......5!!!!....6!!!......7!!!...(Alloy rolls over onto his stomach)......8!!!...(Alloy gets onto all fours).......9!!!!!......(Alloy just about pushes himself)
Deadprez: BUT HBB WITH THE SWEEET CHIIIN MUSSIIICC!!! BUT ALLOY DUCKS UNDER IT!! ALLOY PICKS UP THE TITANIUM BAT AND DRIVES IT FULL FORCE INTO HBB’S RIBS!! BLOOD JUST SHOT OUT OFF HBB’S MOUTH AS THE IMPACT FROM THAT BAT MAY HAVE BROKEN A RIB!! HBB Falls onto his knees as Alloy falls into the ropes, Alloy goes out onto the apron and stalks HBB while catching his breath and Alloy now goes for the COLD ROLLED STEEEL!!! BUT HEY!! WHAT THE?!!?! THE HEART BREAK GAL RUNS DOWN THE RAMP AND GRABS HOLD OF ALLOYS FOOT BLOCKING THE CRS!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING? ALLOY KICKS HER TO THE FLOOR BUT HBB ON HIS FEET SUPERKICKS ALLLOY!! BUT NO!! ALLOY SIDESTEPPED IT AND DRIVES HBB’S FACE INTO THE ROPES KNOCKING HIM BACK AS ALLOY LEAPS UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE...COOOOLLLDDDD ROOOOLLLEEEEDD STEEELLLL CONNEECTS!! ALLOY PUTS EVERYTHING HE POSSIBLY COULD INTO THE CRS AS HBB FLIES OUT OFF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR!! HBB IS KNOCKED OUT!!!
1!!!!!.......2!!!!!...........3!!!!!!..........4!!!!!!!........5!!!!!!........6!!!!.....(Alloy pulls himself up)........7!!!!........8!!!!!....(HBB has yet to move)..........9!!!!.......10!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIILLLLLL EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING CHAMPION....JOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNN ALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!
ETR: Alloy has retained! Alloy did it! Alloy has once again beaten the Heart Break Boy once again!
Deadprez: What a match that was! It may not have been as brutal as Banks/SQ but it was never intended to be but Both men put out all they had in this match and even though HBG tried to help HBB win, it didn’t work and now HBB has to start from bottom, this was his last real chance at Alloy and HBB knew that!
(Alloy is handed his EAW championship as officials and HBG are seen checking on HBB who has his eyes opened and gets helped up to his feet)
ETR: I think HBB has just realized he lost, But you gotta give credit to John Alloy, not everybody can say they have beaten the Heart Break Boy on FPV two times in a row. Alloy put on hell of a performance tonight but who’s next for John Alloy? Who the hell can even come close to beating this man
Deadprez: I don’t know ETR but they would want to be on---WHAT THE HELL?!?! HBB GOT BACK INTO THE RING AS ALLOY WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE AND HE SWINGS ALLOY AROUND...SUPERKICK!!! HBB SUPERKICKED ALLOY!! WHAT THE HELL? HBB did the same thing last Voltage but...HBB has no more rematches left, he knew that coming in that this would be his final shot so why the hell attack Alloy?
ETR: I—I...I don’t know Prez...We saw that evil look by HBB last Voltage and the way he was talking to Max. A Million tonight...Whats gotten into HBB? I’m...I’m..I’m Confused..
(HBB leaves the ring and HBG helps him walk up the ramp as the crowd remained stunned)...
(They get to the top of the stage and HBB turns around to met the stunned crowd before flipping them off and yelling something at them that isn’t caught by Camera and they walk off past the curtain)..
(EAW Logo Buzzes)..
(Camera fades to black)